I can prove it. I have the wounds to prove it.
Dinosaurs have survived using the "survival of the fittest" techniques, masquerading as toys. I imagine they've lived off of spilled juice and pretzel crumbs.
I was minding my own business putting some laundry away when a stegosaurus felt threatened by my presence and attacked my left foot leaving my little toe with a serious slice through it.
The injury to my toe caused me to question if I should go get some stitches in it - yes, it's that deep. I decided to just keep it wrapped tightly for a few days and hope it closes.
In conclusion, the home is not a place for prehistoric reptiles. I think all dinosaurs will be left to use their survival of the fittest techniques outdoors. See what kind of fossils those leave behind.
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Ouch. (Note to self: ban all dinosaurs from our house.)
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